So you’ve got yourself a nice little cubicle. Home away from home, indeed! The problem is, despite the fact that you’ve got your chair adjusted to just the right ride height, your keyboard at the right distance, the monitor tilted in the perfect angle so that those glare-inducing fluorescent lights don’t burn your retinas off before you even rack up just the enough time off to take your island getaway, something is still missing! Staring at the offensively serene, hyper fabricated green field on your monitor, it hits you. Something must be done about that sad excuse of a wallpaper!

It’s relatively easy to mend this problem. A quick, filtered [ Important! ], image search online can give you a world of options for customization. Before you do anything out of your excited haste, do take a moment to consult with your network administrator, or whoever it may be that’s in charge of these matters. As accelerating as the prospect of having a sexy girl wallpaper may be, having your privileges revoked and being relegated to a typewriter in the building cellar may not be worth all the trouble. Knowing what is “SFW,” or safe for work is a definite must.

Should you choose wallpaper girls for personalization, over the Aston Martins, or your favorite animated characters, bear in mind that there are always options. Save the salacious content for the deviants, you’re in a professional, work environment. Try an image that focuses on your favorite actresses’ better features, like their eyes. It just might help you focus on those glimmering gems the next time you mumble something awkward to the new, beautiful intern you’ve seen in the hallways. Done right, your wallpaper girls can be a topic of conversation, with which you can delight others with your “appreciation for the powerful depth in a woman’s eyes!”